December 2010
Oh wait. In it. Not around it.
MY WAY JUST MADE IT FUNNIER. I seriously have no life.
HE CAN WHOOSH HIS PENIS AROUND IT.
Omg. I’m twelve, guys. I seriously cannot stop laughing.
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...
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You know what, on second thought,
I ship Jesse and Mercedes. Because even though Jesse was a tool, I think graduating from Vocal Adrenaline will chill him out and cancel his jerky self out. And then he and Mercedes can be the power couple, not Finchel/Quam. St Jones for the win!
WHAT.
Someone just suggested Mercedes/Azimo pairing. WHAT. WHAT. NO. I THINK NOT. Seriously. Ew. Vomit now.
Also, it makes me laugh that Rachel/Quinn is
Ruinn. As in, they both tend to ruin their relationships. With the same guys. ”Parallels.” Excuse me while I channel my inner River Song. Yes. I probably am the only person who laughed at that.
Gretchen, stop trying to make Kurtofsky happen!
It isn’t going to happen! Excuse my butchering of a Mean Girls quote. But, it had to be said. :D Same with Sam/Kurt. [Skum. Haha. Sorry. I feel like being mean.]
the messiah of ward five: threewords.me/alixdahl →
sialogogue:
the-abcs-of-life:
sialogogue:
the-abcs-of-life:
the-abcs-of-life:
sialogogue:
the-abcs-of-life:
sialogogue:
do it i guess.
maybe no one will but someone must read my posts.
I read your posts. Just saying.
c:
and oh my gosh thank you for liking all those things!
I love everything you write. It’s like, orgasmic. I just haven’t been on enough to read them when you...
the messiah of ward five: threewords.me/alixdahl →
sialogogue:
the-abcs-of-life:
the-abcs-of-life:
sialogogue:
the-abcs-of-life:
sialogogue:
do it i guess.
maybe no one will but someone must read my posts.
I read your posts. Just saying.
c:
and oh my gosh thank you for liking all those things!
I love everything you write. It’s like, orgasmic. I just haven’t been on enough to read them when you actually post them. D:
Tumblr is...
So Google Chrome was all like,
“This is in Portuguese, want to translate it?” And I’m all like, “I see English, Google.” Until, of course, I scroll down. And then I was like, “Iamdumb,Google,forgiveme.”
Cool story, bro.
the messiah of ward five: threewords.me/alixdahl →
the-abcs-of-life:
sialogogue:
the-abcs-of-life:
sialogogue:
do it i guess.
maybe no one will but someone must read my posts.
I read your posts. Just saying.
c:
and oh my gosh thank you for liking all those things!
I love everything you write. It’s like, orgasmic. I just haven’t been on enough to read them when you actually post them. D:
Tumblr is eating your post so I look like a...
threewords.me/alixdahl
sialogogue:
the-abcs-of-life:
sialogogue:
do it i guess.
maybe no one will but someone must read my posts.
I read your posts. Just saying.
c:
and oh my gosh thank you for liking all those things!
I love everything you write. It’s like, orgasmic. I just haven’t been on enough to read them when you actually post them. D:
Edit: Thank you for liking my shit, too. <3
threewords.me/alixdahl
sialogogue:
do it i guess.
maybe no one will but someone must read my posts.
I read your posts. Just saying.
“I am appalled at U.S. Senators Dick Durban and Mark Kirk for their vote to...”
– David E. Smith, Illinois Family Institute, Carol Stream. Letter to the Chicago Sun-Times in regards to the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”
Oh yes. No one wanted this ‘radical’ legislation. Damn those homosexuals for bringing something so asinie up. Clearly,...
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