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Since I have nothing better to do, I decided to do the dialect meme thing that is going around. Or was. I obviously don’t keep up with things. Ignore the fact that I sound like a seven year old, and the fact that I’m clearly not at all funny.

Pronounce The following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Orange, Coffee, Direction, Naturally, Aluminium and Herbs

Answer the following questions: What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is the bubbly carbonated drink called? What do you call gym shoes? What do you say to address a group of people? What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs? What do you call your grandparents? What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining? What is the thing you change the TV channel with? Do you think you have an accent?

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*DEAD*

*DEAD*

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ladypandacat:

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Seven children and seven Horcruxes
Hello again. I bring you another Harry Potter tribute. This time with the seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem. I absolutely love this idea, but I think I ruined it with the colouring and hasty lineart; and not to mention Ravenclaw’s diadem.

Seven children and seven Horcruxes

Hello again. I bring you another Harry Potter tribute. This time with the seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem. I absolutely love this idea, but I think I ruined it with the colouring and hasty lineart; and not to mention Ravenclaw’s diadem.

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Reblog if you’re the person in your group of friends who explains everything after each Harry Potter movie.

repelo-muggletum:

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So, as you might know, it’s been impossibly hot in the midwest for a while now.

And my mom and I went out to dinner last night after work.
Some fucking douchebag leaves his dog in the car.
Oh, it’s only 80 fucking degrees outside, I’m sure it must be 60 degrees in the car for a dog who can’t sweat, right?
Jesus fucking Christ.
It doesn’t matter if you leave the window open a crack. It’s at least 100 degrees or more in that car. And for the dog? Jesus.
My mom wrote down his license plate and went inside to go and see if they would call the police.
The guy got all pissy and was like, “I was only in there for four minutes. Mind your own business.”
Fucking douchebag.

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toastifying:

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strle:

NyanCat The Movie, orchestrated by Blake Robinson

Because memes can be played by an orchestra too :D This is an orchestrated version of the Nyan Cat song, originally written by DaniWellP.

This is so beautiful I feel like crying. I’m not even joking.
Please listen to it.  

Oh. Okay. This is beautiful.

omg

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That moment when everyone is blogging Harry Potter related things.

And every post makes you want to cry.